Michigan Golf Journal September 2020

Golf Jokes BLACK LIVES MATTER ATTENTION ALL GOLFERS! PLEASE STOP HITTING!! JUST ONE MORE BALL. I HAVE TO END ON A GOOD ONE. OK, ONE MORE. LAST ONE HAS TO BE A GOOD ONE. WILL THE INDIVIDUAL BEHIND THE YARD MARKER KINDLY RETURN TO HIS STALL? 50 LAST ONE, FOR SURE. Chapter 1 - How to properly line up your 4 th putt Chapter 2 - How to hit a Nike ball from the rough when you hit a Titleist off the tee Chapter 3 - How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in a bunker Chapter 4  - How to get more distance off the shank Chapter 5  - When to give the ranger the finger Chapter 6  - Using your shadow on the greens to confuse your opponent Chapter 7  - When to implement Handicap Management Chapter 8  - Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 a.m. Chapter 9  - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3.00 tip but will balk at a $3.00 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender Chapter 10  - How to rationalize a 6 hour round Chapter 11  - How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water Chapter 12  - Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5 th hole Chapter 13  - How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome Chapter 14  - How to relax when you are hitting 3 off the tee Chapter 15  - When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent Chapter 16  - God and the meaning of The Birdie-To-Bogey Putt Chapter 17   - When to regrip your ball retriever Chapter 18  - Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge MGJ JUST FOR FUN A friend shared these proposed titles for Chapters of a potential book for golfers: