Michigan Golf Journal January 2022

7. Getting Stuck Behind a Large Group of Boozing Dubbers We’ve all been there… You get an afternoon tee time behind a group that’s totally focused on their mulligans and “worst dressed golfer” awards. If you don’t have the six hours to play behind one of these groups, I highly suggest you head back to your car, throw your clubs in the trunk, and get the heck out of there. 8. Hackers Hitting From the Tips Is there anything better than watching Harry Hacker go to the back tees on a 490-yard par 4 and dribble his tee shot barely past the forward tees. 9. Bad service, Tip-Happy Cart Attendants These are the guys that run up to your cart after a round and say: “Can I clean your clubs, sir?” They proceed to do a half-ass job and are more interested in the green coming from your pocket than the dirt on your clubs. 10. Worthless Course Rangers This is the guy who rarely does anything to speed up agonizingly slow players. He simply can’t seem to comprehend the concept that a foursome of super slow players is ruining the golf experience for several other foursomes. As I mentioned earlier, I LOVE Golf, but these few unfortunate occurrences can tend to ruin a great day on the course. We hope you avoid these mishaps and maybe we can see you on the Back 9. Michigan Golf Journal

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